1. You do not have to walk around clutching your purse when walking around the city by yourself- Irish people will only come up to you to tell you to have a nice day or that the weather is lovely.
2. Many bars with many Irish men smell like B.O.
3. The Blarney Castle is meant for only very tiny people.
4. Irish men can tell American women apart from Irish women because we have straight teeth.
5. Irish women can tell American women apart from them because we wear less eye makeup.
6. Girls bathroom lines are long no matter what country you're in.
7. Chicago accents are easier for me to catch onto than Irish accents, unfortunately.
8. Americans have it harddd in college.
9. "Quay" is pronounced "key."
10. They have no hulu here =(
11. I love Ireland even more than I used to.
Yay im glad you love it, i knew you would! p.s. when you go to bars you have to try either Magners or Bulmers cider beer, its sooooo good!
ReplyDeletexoxo Carolyn